I gotta hand it to canadian expat for this one. And thought I share it because I know Ms. Mac would have a wee giggle.
Did you hear the one about the guy who had the map of Canada tattooed on his butt?
Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.
I guess my awareness that "this is such an old joke", didn't occur to me. Heck - this happens to more than just me...
Any time I can pass around a smile or a good vibe, I'm glad to pass it on. :)