I'm sure all of us should be accomplishing our "to do list" instead of reading blogs, so here's something for your enjoyment while you procrastinate longer.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Doritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
3. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)