I didn't know they thought in China your rubbish keeps you from being homeless all discovered near the Great Wall of China....
And I think I need to brush up on this stuff a bit more!
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
11 is defintiely my favorite. I'll be the first to tell you that my overly caucasion husband sported some rear cleavage over the weekend. And to just think that P cracks me up like this non-stop all of the time. Luckily he's curling tonight so I've got a few hours at least before he see's this one!