Monday, October 29, 2007

Slightly Off

That's how my weekend felt, slightly off. Therefore, I'm leaving you with some slightly off insights.

  • A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
  • What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
  • The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  • He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
  • Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  • When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she' d dye.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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