Why don't people know this already???
Have a laugh on swimming ettiquette for yourself...
Here's a teaser.
4) Try to select or negotiate workout routines complementary to others in the lane. For example, a set of short backstroke sprints may be difficult to weave in with others who are already doing a long, steady freestyle set without interfering with each other.
So what happens when you've got old men trying to swim in the fast lane?
It's like all of those people who think they can drive in the fast lane while going at the speed limit. Now can you relate?
Oh I just cherish my early mornings this way!